The Won Shot So Hots

The Whose Who

Manager
Mandy, "Princess Yawammi Duncha"; She was behind everything these girls got up to. She successfully taught the So Hots, and the Won Shots, the true meaning of team spirit.
Often found: Laid across the bar with her  Mexican lover; Tequilla.

Captain
Anne, "Princess Hookuphimnida"; A great captain, she leads us in her mission of properly motivating the team with indecent proposals. She loves to drink and will suck on what ever is handy. It's not fun if its not dirty.
Often found: Under a bottle of Soju.

Secretary
Hope, "Princess Draggovski"; The sultry So Hot! Showing just enough skin. She believes in free love and does her best to encourage everyone else. She is not opposed to supporting other teams or troops.
Often found: Chasing the music.

Star Players
Hazel, "Miss Innocent"; She's a British bird with all that implies... and can't say no to ANYTHING. A real selfless individual. This girl will always take one for the team.
Often found: In love triangles

Miranda, "Hot Lips"; WARNING: She's too hot to handle. After a session, she'll send ya on a midnight run to Canada for some cooling off. She will support each and every Wonshot as needed.
Often found: On someone's lips.

Emily, "Peaches"; Made popular by the publication of Oct 23rd's group "flash" photo, where she appeared to be missing nipples... she will proudly prove that publication wrong--- You don't even have to ask!
Often found: Proving things wrong.

Janie, "Zan Zan Gabore"; She Likes to get particularly close to za action. For recommendation of dedication just ask Copely.
Often found: Peeling a Drunk off za bar.

Anjali, "Ivana B. Yantop"; While she is doing her part to support the Wonshots on an individual level, she seems to get busy.... oops, I mean BE busy during games.
Often found: We can't find her!

Andy, "Slappa Miassah";...and you thought Ivana had flirtin down! Boys beware, there's a new girl on the team, and she has a great asset.
Often found: next to Gino, JM, or any other guy.

Nicole, "Flame Job"; After months of cheering from afar, and a discount at The Bench, we welcome to the team the finest set of boobs this side of Holland.
Often found: with her mouth wide open.

Jason, "Brudder"; The One Shot goal keeper who became
an honorary So Hot after he was injured and followed Patrick.
He looks best in a blue So Hot Tee.
Often found: On the sidelines drinking soju with Anne.